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04 February 2009 @ 10:38 am
What is the strangest advice you've ever received from a fortune cookie?  
The strangest messages that I have ever gotten from a Fortune Cookie was:

"Within the coming 5 months, you will find 3 missing socks."
"Eat your vegetable and you'll grow up big and strong like Popeye."
"Bend the rod while it is still hot."
 
The other ones that I have read that were odd were the ones that finished in the middle of the sentence.
 
 
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Bethanyeyelikepeas on February 9th, 2009 09:01 pm (UTC)
Those are hilarious!
We always say "in bed" after teh fortune to make it really funny...